In which he's a Magikarp in the streets but a Gyarados between the sheets

[kylezy]

Hey cool dudes, I hope you're all well ♥


Colin Morgan continues to be the bane of my existence.





[source]

Outrageous. To quote the best (anon) comment I've ever seen about him, Goddammit he's turning into a hot pokemon trainer.

he can catch me any time

this explains the Gyarados in his pants

id like to play with his pokéballs, if you know what I mean

(I'm sorry. Please have a nice day despite these jokes.)

Comments

[kylezy.livejournal.com]

First, you leave me a late comment. Then, you come into MY JOURNAL and leave this BLASPHEMY. This is outrageous, I demand compensation for my trauma.

My line of thinking goes like this: sweat-strained hat --> how did he get so sweaty in the first place --> was he at the beach --> did he have his shirt off --> I wonder what his nipples look like --> *ponders his O face for the next half hour*.

So, you see, honey badger don't give a shit about his headwear.

Unless we're talking about his headphones *judgement*