Need an AU fic wherein Bradley and Colin didn't make it as actors and meet when paired up for a "gay for pay" porno and there is banter and sexy feelings and then they are GAY FOR FREE.

I need this for Very Important Reasons, obviously.
Is it wrong that I want a fic where CMorg is pretty much CMorg: a mild-mannered, workaholic actor with little time for relationships and Bradley is the high class prostitute he hires for company (read: sex)?

IS IT?
I was going to do a top five list of improbable things I want for Christmas and then I realised that they're all dirty. I need a perverts-only LJ filter, y/y? XD

Real point of this entry: a very early FRIVOLOUS PLOTS FRIDAY! )
I spent last night - during an epic hour-long coughing fit - creating a Knights cricket team*. Because I'm just hip and fascinating like that?

Camelot's cricket champions )

*Actually because I may or may not have left a cricket prompt at the kinkmeme ages ago and last night I may or may not have been thinking about it.
So, you've all seen THE PIC. It's been reblogged by just about every Merlin fan on your flist, so obviously I'm not going to do the same, that would just be a waste of time.

LOL JK THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PIC OF OUR LIFETIMES. Character spoilers for 3x13 )

And so, because of this, I just spent the entire afternoon on AIM with Julia, aka [livejournal.com profile] rayslady, creating the best fic idea in the universe. I'm so sorry to every other fic idea I've ever had, but you are now invalid until I have this in my life.

How it went down )

ETA: FUCKING FINALLY!


(Via [livejournal.com profile] buddug_92 @ [livejournal.com profile] shapingdestiny)
Hey everyone, it's Frivolous Plots Friday! Or; it's Friday and I happen to feel like sharing the plotty madness that sometimes goes through my head, let's make a thing of it! Sounds like fun, right, Merlin?



Shut up, Merlin.

Cheesy trope, I want you so hard )

And that's that. What about you guys? Do you ever come up with fic ideas you know are ridiculous or corny but that you can't help but want?
New Merlin quest is up, I'm so glad they seem to have gone back to Friday nights! Anyway, still on my iPod, so here's a link to the embedded vid via the [livejournal.com profile] shapingdestiny post.

Bradley's a nut XD

PS. On an unrelated note: I was thinking about Dead Like Me which led me to think about Bryan Fuller which led me to think about Pushing Daisies which led me to wondering - where are the m/a or b/c fics in relation to this 'verse? It has ridic potential for kink, seeing as how the characters can never touch. Come on fandom, I mean really. There would be so much comeplay, I'm just saying. And one of those life-like sex dolls that Merlin or Bradley would inevitably become attached to and name Ivan or something.

PLUS THEY WOULD SOLVE CRIMES. AND BAKE.
Housesitting officially starts today, eight weeks baby! Though I'll be fairly evenly spread between my aunt's house and my own by the sound of it, like next week when I'm home for the entire working week, but just a heads up anyway. The house has a computer and all but I'll most likely only be using my iPod, so you'll either not hear very much from me in the way of comments because typing on the iPod is fucking hard labour, or you'll be hearing a little too much from me because there is shit-all to do. Apologies in advance for both instances.

ONE YEAR SMOKE FREE! I'd been smoking since 2000 and never actually thought I could quit successfully, at the most I think I was just hoping to cut down, but pfft, it was so much easier than I'd ever imagined. I should go create a tumblr called fuck yeah me, because seriously. FUCK YEAH ME!

Ever since I posted that Men In Tights gif the other day, I've been mentally casting Merlin characters into that film, mostly, if I'm honest, because I want to see Leon as Little John (Don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm veeeery big). And if we were going for the slash version, which, come on, it's ME, of course we are; Arthur would have to be Robin Hood because he's blonde and dashing (and unlike some other Robin Hoods, he can speak with an English accent); which means Merlin would be Maid Marian (I must warn you - it could only be a kiss. For I am a virgin and could never...go all the way. Unless I were married. Or if a man pledged his endless love to me. Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me. Or if he were really cute!) and Gaius would be his maidservant, Broomhilde, who's always cockblocking Marian!Merlin (NO DING DING WITHOUT A WEDDING RING). Lancelot would of course be Will Scarlet because of the HAIR and Gawain would be Achoo because I suspect he's snarky and I never really got around to casting the girls but I suppose Morgana could be the witch, Latrine (Raven's egg, blood of a hen! A little more blood, yes! Eyeballs of a crocodile, testicles of a newt...I guess he's a transsexual now.) which OH OH OH means Alvarr could be the Sheriff of Rottingham because Latrine!Morgana totes has a thing for him and he already has the beard going on. So Gwen could be...Blinkin? IDK IDK, holes, but ahhh. The things that amuse my mind.

A very, very early happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] paenteom because I won't be here on the actual day. I hope you have a fabulous time, sweetheart!

And, er, that's it I think. Stay safe kiddies! TWOISH MORE WEEKS UNTIL NEW MERLIN, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I've been an emoting loser all day and thus a killer headache is born.

RANDOM IDEA: Inspired by a friend who this week asked, "do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for being so emotional?". It's a Fight Club-style LJ community for when you're emo and you know you're being ridiculous. You post your problems anonymously and then all the members rip on you (anon because I can see how no good could come from having names attached) for being such a tool, so it's like...a textual beating. And then you feel better because there's something cathartic about someone telling you off when you know you deserve it. Kind of like that overly truthful friend we've all had at some stage.

Some genius at the kinkmeme left an Oglaf prompt for cumsprites. The apprentice is so very Merlin.

I wish Merlin was 'Melrin' because I always type it that way.

Is 'mouthfilling' a wine term? If not, whoever wrote this brochure I'm looking at is just plain weird.

I was reminded today of just how beautiful a man Colin Morgan is. I mean really )

All my admiration for him is just getting a bit ridiculous now, honestly.

Meme I was tagged for )
At five-something this morning, the theory was I'd set my alarm, have three hours to sleep off the alcohol, catch a lift from a friend and come home to some pictures of my favourite gay power couple.

Instead I learned:

a) The ipod alarm clock is less successful when -
i) Your time specified is not actually a legitimate measurement, such as 887630
ii) You use the calculator

b) 42 minutes is not even close to enough time to sleep off grog.

c) THERE WAS NO BRADLEY.

In happier news, because you have to find a silver lining, Colin looks like sex personified.

Entry now with 10% more bad comment porn!
Via [livejournal.com profile] rainating.

a lovely story happened when bradley got a break from shooting the fight (he looked tired because of this strenuous exercise). colin went forward to him and took over his sword, and then……smoothed down bradley’s hair in a very short time!!! i didn’t take photo of that moment because it was too sudden and i was totally shocked by this tender movement…


Holy shit, my prompt came true.

*whistles innocently* Hey guys, wouldn't it be cool if Bradley and Colin made out on camera?

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