HEY NEW TEEN WOLF FRIENDS.

I think most of you are into Merlin too, so bonus XD

Basic things you might want to know -

Name: Kylie
Age: 26
Location: Australia
Occupation: internet explorer
Religion: devout worshipper of chocolate milk and Bradley James' face
Sexuality: Colin Morgan
Tumblr: right here
Things I will never get over: THAT THIS HAPPENED



Aaand that's pretty much it. I have the depth of a wading pool, honestly.

Looking forward to sobbing and flailing with you all on Monday. OH GOD.
HEY GUYS?

GUUUUUYS.

WHAT DO YOU CALL ANXIOUS DINOSAURS?

???

NERVOUS REX.



Happy Monday, lovelies. Hope it's better than this joke.
1) Thanks so much for the messages and emails of sympathy for my grandfather's passing, I hope you guys know how much that meant to me. I can't believe it's only been a month; I've been so busy at stages and so much has happened and I've seen so many people, it feels as if it should have been much longer. I wanted to talk a bit about it, but every time I start I get stuck. How do srs words? Long story short, I have ~feelings but I'm repressing through internet and tv shows. Just like a real adult!

2) Got all four wisdom teeth out a week-and-a-half ago. Firstly, a big FUCK YOU to everybody I've ever met in my life who's told me the numbing needles don't hurt at all. I mean, it wasn't omg agony, but that was the least of my worries when the dentist was like, "okay, let's just have a look in here" and then I felt a pinch and I was like, oh, needle, okay, phew, that's done now. No. No, you know what the biggest conspiracy is? It's not just one or two pricks like I thought. It's about five. PER SIDE. So imagine my surprise when I felt the second prick. And then the third in my cheek where I felt definite squirtage. AND THEN THAT FUCKING FOURTH ONE THAT GOES CLOSE TO THE ROOF OF YOU MOUTH. Even the dentist apologised with a droll, "yeah, that one's the uncomfortable one". OH. OH IS IT? THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT, I'M EVER SO GRATEFUL.

Anyway, I survived and the next three days were a haze of painkillers, jelly and so much sleep I can't even comprehend. Feeling much more normal now after almost two weeks, though it feels like I won't ever chew properly again.

3) Teen Wolf. Sigh. The last time I posted about it, it was with giddy embarrassment. Now it's with resigned acceptance. Teen Wolf is a thing I am greatly enjoying, I'm not even ashamed anymore. And I'm ready to take my lurking to the next step if someone might point me in the direction of any LJ comms or tumblrs I should follow? Because right now I just track the TW tag and the pretty pictures only just barely balance out the dramaz and rp auditions.

Admittedly, I'm not really feeling Stiles/Derek. I KNOW, BLASPHEMY, HOW COULD I ETC ETC. It's just, I got into the show because the gifs on tumblr were enticing and I was very much thinking this would be a ship relevant to my interests. So I watched the show thinking I was going to be bombarded with ~tension and they have, like, five scenes together? I mean, I GET IT, I get the appeal, but I think I was expecting another Merlin and Arthur deal, with the constant eyesex and whatnots, and was let down by them not being all over my screen at all times. If you've got any good fic recs, I am willing to be converted though?

Like this one, which was so super adorable. Stiles' voice in this is spot on.

And while I'm reccing, this Jackson gangbang fic is delicious.

Bit of a Jackson fangirl tbh. It's his face.


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I am powerless against those eyebrows.

4) nf" ofw {"ufjw{)(uWPIOD 'GOIFH3E49EJV N


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5) M/A fans - you're all reading [livejournal.com profile] adelagia's WIP, Shadowplay, right? It's my happy place in Merlin fandom at the moment, it's so cute and witty <3

6) How's things with you? COME TALK TO ME, I'm high on comicon pics right now.

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I didn't even know it was possible to feel this fond of a celebrity I don't want to sleep with?

But I want to have his food babies.
You know what?



snowlullaby@tumblr


I miss them.


Look at that faaaaaace.

We've had relatives and their two dogs staying with us for the past two weeks, It's been noisy and busy and fucking brilliant.

more dog pics )
1) BRADLEY FAST GIRLS TRAILER BRADLEY "BOYBAND LOOK" LOL BRADLEEEEEEY ♥ ♥


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2) [livejournal.com profile] camelot_drabble is a thing I am doing! Maybe! I don't know, I'm just bummed I haven't been able to write anything in a year and a half, and there's absolutely no pressure involved with this, I think it could be a good thing for me? COME PLAY WITH ME? Then when you've finished playing with me, go join the community. Ahahaha haha ha...ha? Forgive me, I've gotten into the Easter candy early.

3) Oh okay, so, totally random question that I could definitely google, except I'm here now, so I may as well ask...why is fish/seafood not considered meat? My family, though not generally religious in the slightest, always do the abstaining from meat thing on Good Friday, so we always have seafood and I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU ARE FLESH FROM AN ANIMAL, Y SO SPECIAL, SEAFOOD?

3a) Did you guys ever hear that joke in primary school, where you'd ask someone if they liked seafood and if they said yes, you'd open your mouth to show them half-masticated food and say "see? food!" and it was ALWAYS HILARIOUS?

4) Speaking of opening mouths, I went to the dentist on Monday. Barely got any sleep the night before, was PACKING IT the morning of, but the dentist was tiny and adorable and I wanted to keep her forever. I have to get my wisdom teeth out at the end of the month and then some fillings and I'm super scared about these things. We were discussing the procedure and she's like, yeah, it's probably best you go to the doctor and get a script for valium. YOU DON'T KNOW ME OKAY MAYBE I'LL BE SUPER BRAVE AND AWESOME THAT DAY. MAYBE I WON'T EVEN WANT PAINKILLERS. THE DENTAL ASSISTANT WILL COME UP TO ME WITH THE NUMBING NEEDLE AND I'LL BE LIKE NO. I'M GONNA DO THIS RAW. I'VE GOT THIS.

That, or I'll wet myself with fear.

One of those two things, almost definitely.

5) Cheat's After Dinner Mint Cheesecake:

Serves one

¼ of a philly cheese packet, softened
caster sugar
cream
2 Mint Slice biscuits (or your country's closest equivalent), crushed
dark chocolate, melted

1 - Beat cream cheese and about 1 tablespoon of caster sugar together until combined.
2 - Add about 1 tablespoon of cream and beat until combined.
3 - Add crushed biscuits and stir to incorporate. Refrigerate for 30 minutes-an hour.
4 - Swirl melted (but cool) chocolate through.
5 - Fucking gorge on that shit.

Sorry for the shady measurements, I was ~improvising. Add a drop of peppermint essence if you want a stronger mint flavour.

6) Oh man, sugar crash.

7) One more Bradley for the road



DEAR HOT PEOPLE INTENT ON RUINING ME,

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. KINDLY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR PERFECTION, STOP BEING PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ME, OR MAKE A FUCKING SEX TAPE.

YOURS IN MOST SINCERE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION,

KYLIE

Need an AU fic wherein Bradley and Colin didn't make it as actors and meet when paired up for a "gay for pay" porno and there is banter and sexy feelings and then they are GAY FOR FREE.

I need this for Very Important Reasons, obviously.
Came across a post on tumblr today requesting fics containing dubcon and was delighted to find a fic I hadn't read in years. And not just that, I think this might have been THE fic. You know. THE fic. The one that gets you into fandom. The one that convinces you to try more of this fanfiction business. The one that could have been made for you, were you not still just a lurking lurker who has no friends yet.

I wonder all the time: what if I hadn't read such good fics and never gotten into fandom and never found some really fucking amazing people?

I really don't know where I'd be right now.

A Hard-On For Violence is the fic, by the way. Is it any wonder teenage boys are my favourite (...trope in fandom, internet police, please sit back down)? This fic must have set the precedent for me (after being conditioned by years of Harry/Draco, Ron/Draco fic of course).

AND I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT.

Anyway. There is no real point to this entry, I just felt like sharing my happy days and yay fic feeling.

Is there one particular fic that got you into Merlin fandom?

Also, [livejournal.com profile] carnivors, do you remember when we were discussing dark!Merlin a couple of months ago and I'm like, duuude, you have to read this one thing, it's totally fucked up and brilliant, and then I couldn't remember what it was? BOOM.
Just finished Parked.

Having Colin Morgan feels.

Just gonna die over here quietly, don't mind me.


**Spoilers in comments**
It's been hours now, fandom.

Where is the yoga fic?

Where is Bradley being a shit and disturbing Colin's ~peace and tranquility~ by offering a play-by-play commentary (in his best Bowie-in-Labyrinth voice, naturally) on each yoga position, helpfully renaming them to things like 'reverse dog's breakfast' and 'eagle with hemorrhoids'?

And then porn happens.

Honestly, your priorities baffle me, guys.
Dear flist,




Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you were here,
I'd dry hump you.

Love Kylie.

PS. Here is some gay porn. Because you're worth it, valentines. You're worth it.
Not having the greatest week on record, things are rubbish at home again with my grandfather's depression and I've been having let's call them "chest issues" for the last four days. I hope you guys are doing better than me ♥

So. Is there fic where Arthur or Merlin is a girl who gets turned into a boy forever and the pair, who've been flirting for months, now have to deal with that? Does that exist?

Also: do we have any gladiator fics? Because I would also very much like to read that too.

Finally, does anyone have a trusted recipe for chicken soup?

*curls into a ball*
No big deal or anything but here is BRADLEY FUCKING JAMES AND COLIN FUCKING MORGAN AT HAMLET.

TOGETHER.

ON WHAT I CAN ONLY REASONABLY AND LOGICALLY ASSUME IS A DATE.
YES





Thanks to someone on meme and wherever they got it from, I don't know, I stopped paying attention. I always wanted more from this photoshoot.

NEXT STEP: BRADLEY AND COLIN IN A PHOTOGRAPH TOGETHER BEING SEXY WITH THEIR HAIR AND STUFF. PLEASE.

PLEASE.

EDIT: AND NOW COLIN TOO
Are you ready to have your mind blown a bit?

'Kay.

If we compressed the fourteen billion years of our universe's history into just fourteen years, the earth would have only existed for the past five years.

Dinosaurs would have become extinct three weeks ago.

And the entire recorded history of human beings would span only the last three minutes.



Doesn't that just make your butt clench with excitement? Our lifespans aren't even a blip on the radar.
1. What does a girl have to do around here to get people writing Bradley/Colin rps again?

Seriously, I'm asking, I will do anything.

2. Songs of the week:

Teeth - ILLLS
Lion Heart - North Highlands
Dear Leopold - Nive Nielsen and the Deer Children

3. New recipes 21-24 )

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