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I didn't even know it was possible to feel this fond of a celebrity I don't want to sleep with?

But I want to have his food babies.

Date: 2012-05-20 03:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mordyn4
why are his teeth so perfect :(

Date: 2012-05-20 03:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
Because you touch yourself at night and it angers god.

Date: 2012-05-20 03:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mordyn4
Over his old teeth, yes, but what are these???? They look like mine. Boring.

Date: 2012-05-20 03:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mordyn4
but without the fillings

Date: 2012-05-20 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
Shhh shh shh. Go raid the mini bar. Drink that disappointment away.

Date: 2012-05-20 04:17 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mordyn4
It's locked. I'd have to go beg for the key and then the hotel staff would know I'm a sad sad fuck.

Well, they already had to give me deodorant, so...

Date: 2012-05-20 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
So what you're saying is really, you've got nothing else to lose?

Time to pay for the Adults Only entertainment channel, y/y?

Date: 2012-05-20 04:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mordyn4
*thoughtful* would have to show them my ID for age verification?

Date: 2012-05-20 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
Oh sweetheart, there's no age maximum.


Date: 2012-05-20 05:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mordyn4
I'll have you know people assume I'm around 25 as I dress like a high school kid.

Got cared last night too.

Date: 2012-05-20 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
Cared? Put your glasses back on, grandma.

I'm just playing, M, you're young and hot, go Coyote Ugly on that town.

Date: 2012-05-20 06:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mordyn4
Obviously my contacts are blurry from a night of drinking and heavy makeup.

Date: 2012-05-20 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonicbookmark.livejournal.com
Awwwwwwww, Bradley!

But you still want to watch Bradley sleep with Colin, yes?

Date: 2012-05-21 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
Come on, what kind of question is that? That's like asking if my lungs are still an integral part of my breathing. Like, for always, dude.

Date: 2012-05-20 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vinca15.livejournal.com
lol aww, my little crusty, dusty em. I think they're supposed to card people unless they look over 40.

made up football friend?

I feel like my Arthur hate makes me dislike Bradley..or maybe I'm just jealous of his butt. =(

Date: 2012-05-21 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinykettle.livejournal.com
made up football friend?

Date: 2012-05-21 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
I see you there, Ria, in my comments, explaining my pop culture references.

Date: 2012-06-04 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinykettle.livejournal.com
MUAHAHAHA. It was a flying visit, but I hope they'll be more frequent from now on. I don't know how I've been wasting my time but I've missed you so I MUST be doing it wrong!

Date: 2012-05-21 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
I feel like my Arthur hate makes me dislike Bradley.

Noooo, don't say these things to me, it makes me so sad.

How can you dislike this


You're a monster :(
Edited Date: 2012-05-21 05:46 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-05-20 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] persephassax.livejournal.com
Okay. Kylie. You know these things. Has Bradley done something to his teeth? It's been bothering me all afternoon. (I'll be really sad if it's true. But anyway.)

Date: 2012-05-21 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
I do know these things, I pay his dentist off weekly for updates. It's very shady business.

But seriously, yeah, he's had them fixed. I don't exactly know ~what, I think the fangs have been fixed a bit and at the NTAs just recently, the high-def pictures showed him wearing invisible braces, so he's straightening his teeth too. Fangirls are in mourning.

Date: 2012-05-21 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] persephassax.livejournal.com
my soul fucking weeps. weeps.

i just... but... why? well, obviously, because he's paid to have a whole bunch of people stare at him, etc etc. i can see how it could become something you think about. but it's just. they were so lovely and charming. next thing you know, he'll take off his shirt and his chest will have been waxed and i'll have to start crying myself to sleep. because the amphibians will have returned to my television when bradley had been giving me a beautiful snaggle-toothed respite.

i remember a fangirl had once confessed that she would imagine licking along his amazing, imperfect teeth. i was always rather partial to that expression of feeling. alas... another dream goes the way of hollywood standardization. /sobbing

Date: 2012-05-21 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
You'd definitely think that being an actor and living in the age of super close-up photos, where you can see every single pore and flaw, must have an impact on your self-esteem. I don't blame him at all in that regard; if he was always self-conscious about his teeth, it must be worse knowing there are people out there scrutinising.

There's also the fact that crooked teeth are just no fun. I've got one or two that are awkward or that make brushing uncomfortable, and yeah, I'm used to them now, but I bet it's a lot easier to everything with straight teeth.

And plus, if I had the money to spend, then for sure I would get my teeth fixed. I mean, who wouldn't, especially if you were self-conscious about them or they caused an issue?

I will absolutely miss them though, his imperfections have always made him far more appealing to me (see: derp faces) <3

Date: 2012-05-23 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] persephassax.livejournal.com
Someone on tumblr informed me that apparently he's been doing it for health rather than aesthetic reasons. Which is a balm to my soul.

(I'm one of those disgusting horrible people who has had straight teeth all their lives and I have no idea if it makes things easier. I'm always distracted by the hypersensitivity of mine. Because if it's not one thing, it's always something else, eh?)

Date: 2012-05-23 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
I don't think anyone ~knows for sure, but it could very well be health related. Who knows, straightening his teeth now might have saved some having to be removed when they're moved position in thirty years time.

(Uuuugh, I hate you and your straight teeth. I've got a small mouth/jaw, so I've got crowding issues. I've recently started going to the dentist to get things sorted and they explained that I have to come in for more professional cleans than your average joe because it's impossible with such crowding to clean one's teeth properly via just brushing and flossing. MORE DENTIST VISITS :((((

Ugh, it's ALWAYS something else with teeth. Do you know ANYONE who's never had a problem with their teeth?)

Date: 2012-05-21 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amazonbard88.livejournal.com
Aaaaw Bradders :)

Date: 2012-05-21 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com
I love him ;_____;

Date: 2012-05-21 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skeletonwords.livejournal.com

Maaan, Bradley. Come hither!

(Random comment from yours truly just because I randomly decided to check my flist for the first time in months)

Date: 2012-05-21 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kylezy.livejournal.com

Also. Ahem. (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c23geV2M1r2unf7o1_1280.jpg)



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